May 2009
1 post
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
“The Call of Cthulhu” by H.P. Lovecraft
(For Girl Boss Guerilla)
April 2009
17 posts
Damn it, it wasn’t right to put him in his coffin...
Arthur Mervyn by Charles Brockden Brown
Something glorious is going to happen
A Doll’s House by Henrik Ibsen
IF THEY HAD A BABY IT WOULD LAUGH ALL THE TIME AT...
Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh
(For Forest Fire)
Strike first and then give tongue
The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
He was BEAT
On the Road by Jack Kerouac
An arm like a damned rocket, a cock like a...
You’re Fucking Out, I’m Fucking In by Kenny Powers
(For Girl Boss Guerilla)
They have what I call "thintelligence"
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
She replied, "I want to die"
Satyricon by Gaius Petronius
(For Beat Beachs)
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by...
La Comédie humaine by Honoré de Balzac
(For MC Lil Freak P)
I feel faint — Give me a ham sandwich!
Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll
Happiness was a zero-sum game
On The Nature of Human Romantic Interaction by Karl Iagnemma
For DJ Hipperthanthou
I was on active duty all my time at school
A Separate Peace by John Knowles
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear
Pudd’nhead Wilson by Mark Twain
By six o'clock she was morally on her knees before...
Moonchild by Aleister Crowley
(Words cannot express how pleased I am about finding a Twin Peaks Blingee stamp, y’all.)
Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you...
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
Behind his eyes was endless night
The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris
Have you found any places where God would have...
The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco
We weren't good enough for the General
Watership Down by Richard Adams
March 2009
39 posts
Remarks are not literature
The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas by Gertrude Stein
(For DJ Party Truman)
In memoriam
Alice B. Toklas McGoldfish
2008-2009
Sometimes I hate everybody
Flowers in the Attic by V. C. Andrews
Stay gold, Ponyboy
The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton
I'm only just pruned down and branched out
Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
He's had his fun and he's guilty
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon...
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
Things are bad!
Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre
"Obviously, Doctor," she said, "you've never been...
The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
Old ladies must never be crossed: in their hands...
Dangerous Liaisons by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
This shit's getting way too complicated for me
Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama
She never leaves a hotel without relieving herself...
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
yes I said yes I will Yes
Ulysses by James Joyce
Happy St. Pat’s!
We are the members of a dying breed
Glengarry Glen Ross by David Mamet
For the truth is a terrible thing
All the King’s Men by Robert Penn Warren
There's no cockle-warming cliché that applies
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
No, if you set apart the minus roots they square...
Arcadia by Tom Stoppard
You can’t run away from Jesus
Wise Blood by Flannery O’Connor
Why try to describe it?
White Noise by Don DeLillo
(For Tmesis Ekename)
Few people realized that anagrams, despite being a...
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Because I wanted you to know that there are Sparknotes for this novel.
http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/davincicode/
A’FTERWIT. n.s. [from after and wit.] The...
A Dictionary of the English Language by Samuel Johnson
(For Lady Z)
I am not in the least provoked at the Sight of a...
Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
My audiences miss the white devil in their midst
M. Butterfly by David Henry Hwang
What does God want?
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Can I buy you with my body?
The Maltese Falcon by Dashiell Hammett
I recognized this as the desire of the artist to...
And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
And at last the locusts did descend
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
After all, tomorrow is another day
Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
There were not merely rivers of hot blood
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
The clock was striking
Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf
The cops are here
Les Misérables by Victor Hugo
The men and the dogs were talking to each other
Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison